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Martial Autist 

An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
Martial Autist by Pokedex #184 February 3, 2020

con autist 

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.
Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
con autist by Aethertigris March 25, 2023

Immature Autist Delusion 

When ignorant people delude themselves and think that all autists are immature mainly due to mental retardation. This is of course false as most autists have been proven to be highly intelligent and mild functioning and autism itself isn't a mental illness. It is more of a developmental disorder and the more emotionally immature autists would generally be referred to as the Spergs.
Too much people suffer from immature autist delusion. I can guarantee you right now that I may be autistic but I always strive to be highly mature.

pickup autist 

A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.
That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.
pickup autist by adman86 June 19, 2014

Jækla autist 

Du er en jækla autist
Jækla autist by Auristman November 18, 2017

group autist

Internet users, who have no more than fifty friends in internet groups or sites like Facebook, MySpace.
He/She has only 20 friends on MySpace, he/she is a group autist.
group autist by cyber23 June 3, 2009