Thirsty Thursday

To seek sex a day before the weekend starts

I’m off up to me burds for some beef curtains seeing as it’s thirsty Thursday

by Favol February 17, 2023

Throbbing Thursday

When it be Thursday and your penor be throbbing

I swear, approve this or I’ll visit you on a Throbbing Thursday

by Warsmith Primus May 15, 2025

Thickish dickish Thursday

The only way to do Thursday proper would be some action before 10 with a thick girl to put your thick in.

Guy: hey, what’s wrong?

Girl: I wouldn’t talk to me right now.

Guy: less talk more cock?

Girl: shut up and unzip yourself.

Guy: thickish dickish Thursday

by Wangwolfg July 3, 2025

thursday nights football

British slang for the Europa league.

Liverpool are playing thursday nights football this season

by Tipicall March 16, 2024

grey thursday

The shopping day before black Friday.

You going to the grey Thursday sale at walmart?

by Hacktastic November 23, 2017

Thursday Night Shitefest

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.

Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.

by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020

Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP

Crab Thursday is not fucking real

by Kaitheenby February 20, 2024