november 13th

november 13th is national smack a quinntin's ass day

f: hey yk what today is
q: no what is it
f: november 13th, national smack a quinntins ass day
q: oh no *smack*

by orang_ee November 8, 2021

November 13th

National Peyton Cruz Land's birthday day, aka the best boyfriend in the world

You know November 13th is Peyton's birthday right?
No I've heard he's amazing though

by November 2, 2020

May 13th

Guys show their dicks

Sarah: RYAN YK WHAT DAY IT IS??? IT'S MAY 13TH!!

Ryan: Fine..

(The reason I made this cause guys on here are weird and horny for girls and so I guess its time for them to give back to us)

by Twice_official October 4, 2023

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 13, 2022

may 13th

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

May 13th

A day where everyone should cancel their plan for the day and have fun at Kxos & Unur's Bday Party!!

a: Hey! It's almost May 13th.
b: So?
a: Dumbass! We must go party cuz it's Unru & Khoso's Birthdayy.

by Kkkkkkylaaa May 6, 2023