social networking binge 

1) When a person occassionally feels like sharing/posting a TON of messages on a social networking website, usually in a short period if time.

2) A phenomenon that occurs to people who don't post on social networking cites too often, but when they do they post ALOT quickly.

12:15pm "Hello all, it's been a while since Ive been on here"
12:20pm "I hate my life"
12:24pm "Good news! I worked out today!"
12:25pm "Argh! Im bored, FML!"
12:27pm "The thorn in my side...needs to go away...it aches"
12:28pm "Ok, Im done posting now...my SOCIAL NETWORKING BINGE is officially over"

social networking binge by Rockstar Myers August 12, 2010

Nutworking 

Male on male networking with any combination of social, professional, or sexual motivations.

Dude: "Man, you were doing some mad Nutworking last night"

Nutworker: "Yeah, bro! They were business contacts!"

Dude: "Then why did you limp home this morning?"

Nutworker: "..."

Nutworking by JJSeltzenheimer February 27, 2011

Programming / Networking Instructor 

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

Programming / Networking Instructor by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

nyetwork 

A network that doesn't net work. As "nyet" is Russian for "no", rumours abound that nyetworks have come out of Soviet Russia, and that nyetworks actually nyet work YOU.

Bloody nyetwork is down again.

nyetwork by ron241 December 9, 2008

social notworking 

The act of using a social networking site while at work.

Don't bother me right now. I'm busy doing some social notworking.

social notworking by Gregus February 21, 2009

Urethral Social Networking 

The Clap.

I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.

Urethral Social Networking by Alexander Tarrant August 4, 2008

social networking whore

a person who regularly uses more than one social networking site(such as myspace, bebo, facebook, twitter, friendster, etc)

OR

Someone who spends more than an hour a day on a social networking site.

Usually a combination of both. Social networking whore's get off when they get comments or pokes and generally go through acute depression and anxiety when they sign in to find no updates at all.

That Lily Allen is always blogging on myspace and updating her twitter. She's like the original social networking whore.

Steph has facebook, bebo, myspace and twitter and goes online everyday. She's such a social networking whore.

social networking whore by charjackson March 7, 2009