We wrestle alligators and get fucked by hurricanes what’s good. We got a lotta Cubans and some good ass food.
Be careful of the Miami gators, and bring some condoms for that category 3.
by KingNogger February 15, 2019
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A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls’
dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin

bro: dude she cheatin dump her now
by parkergavenoahhead March 21, 2018
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A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.
What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.
by Knmagor June 13, 2023
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A ultra-massive landfill in Florida; one of 26 massive trashdumps where the canadians mainly from alaska and chinese people throw their trash. Miami stinks 24-7 in mountians of trash that are >1 mile high into the sky. Miami houses tons and tons and tons of niggers.
by Knmagor September 22, 2022
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When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.
“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”
by Aweebutter July 22, 2022
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The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.
We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.
by Msginaaa April 24, 2021
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It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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