self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental

"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"

by Portmaguese July 13, 2012

Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.

Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.

by RamoonAdoo August 07, 2016

message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".

Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.

by QuacksO November 05, 2023

Message spam

Message spam is NOT when someone is sending may messages as a part of a bigger message. It's when someone sends many annoying messages with repetitive content, commonly tags which cause a notification.

Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Guy 2: wtf stop the message spam

by This Username is mine March 26, 2018