Asian rain massage

Getting peed on by an Asian masseuse

For $5 dollars more, you get the Asian rain massage.

by Shaunasweets August 25, 2018

Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact

Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.

by Rod Byron January 17, 2018

Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.

Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!

by erictwitch November 24, 2009

disney massage

Massage with a Happy Ending

A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!

by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013

x messages

Lustful or outright pronographic text messages.

That creep sent me a few x messages last night.

by H. Blonde October 15, 2007

rod massage

when one give a massage to another with an erect penis, normally done with clothes on; an extension of dry humping

Aneta recieved a pleasurable rod massage today.

by balls670 July 3, 2009