After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.
by savannahbananas December 7, 2023
Get the Colorado Kodiak mug.A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.
"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
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Get the Colorado Rocky mug.- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.
- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.
- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.
- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.
- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.
- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
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Get the Colorado mug.The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020
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