Colorado Slushie

When you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick just as you explode in her hole. This can leave a bit of a mess.

John: My girlfriend gave me a Colorado Slushie last night.
Alex: That must have been messy as hell.
John: Yeah, but I made her lick it up.

by I'm watching animaniacs February 26, 2022

Colorado lollipop

When a guy sucks another guys dick to see what his girlfriend or wife taste like

Billy gave Dan a Colorado Lollipop to see what his girlfriend taste like.

by William Hawkins February 9, 2024

Colorado

Colorado is a name some people, such as Nigerians, have got for synthetic weed, a chemical sprayed on any kind of dried herbs that appear such as crushed weed, in order to give it psychedelic properties.

- Y'all can smoke anything just don't smoke Colorado please
- You don try am

by 888oo47 April 16, 2024

The Ol’ Colorado

When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.

“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”

by Qnig May 23, 2022

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Colorado Blunt Smoke

While visiting the Rocky Mountains of Colorado and you notice your eye lids starting to lower you know you have gotten a contact second hand high from the stoner atmosphere.

Colby’s eye lids had started to lower from the blunt smoke. He has succumbed to the effects of the Colorado Blunt Smoke.

by GinnerRat March 10, 2024

Young Voices of Colorado

Young voices of Colorado is a fairly terrible choir housed by depressed children. Especially the signature gorls as they are yelled at daily.

Young Voices of Colorado taught me many life lessons such as bottling up your breakdowns until you are physically incapable of emotion.

by MavenLives August 5, 2021