colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017

Colorado Double

A type of sexual manouver where you double-penetrate someone, male or female, whilst riding a saddle made in colorado

Did you hear that Moonbeam and Big Nasty gave her the ol' colorado double last weekend?

by Riptide_Magoo February 10, 2022

Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.

Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.

by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012

Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.

I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.

by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024

colorado Acid cleaning

cleaning before you do acid in colorado

hey man if we are doing acid we have to do some good ole colorado acid cleaning

by tatata7 November 4, 2021

Colorado Slushie

When you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick just as you explode in her hole. This can leave a bit of a mess.

John: My girlfriend gave me a Colorado Slushie last night.
Alex: That must have been messy as hell.
John: Yeah, but I made her lick it up.

by I'm watching animaniacs February 26, 2022