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Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline
by Jovat August 29, 2023
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Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.
“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”
by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022
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Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.
I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.
by Stirmanator December 9, 2018
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USS Colorado

The second ship designated with the name Colorado

A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships
Willis Lee: "The USS Colorado is a useful ship"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"
by [spacebar] January 25, 2021
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Colorado s'more

Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.
My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.
Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!
by Spurgeman November 25, 2016
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Colorado

A poor example of a 4WD.
Built mainly for buyers who are more concerned with looking good than actually being good.
Generally bought by bogans, hipsters and those looking for a vehicle to use in the annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardigras.
The most positive aspect of the Colorado is it keeps tossers from buying a real 4WD like a mighty Navara as they can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of the Navara.
I can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of a mighty Navara so I’m going to have to buy a Colorado.
by Sundance89 February 14, 2018
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