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Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline
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nucla Colorado

Nucla Colorado that one place I can get meth from your grandma
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Colorado Wall

A mental point of no return where an individual is lost to a cult.
They Cheered for it. A Colorado Wall. A wall. In Colorado. To stop the Mexicans from crossing the border. in Colorado.
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colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.
Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.
by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020
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Colorado radler

A delicious beverage comprised of at least 2/3 Coors (light or banquet) and either cider or sour beer.
It was a hot day out already out and the kids were screaming at the top of their lungs. Joe knew he would need a few Colorado radlers to get his morning off to a strong start.
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Colorado

a state that of which had snow everywhere that is now a heatwave

a place which you will regret living in summer.
"Blyat, the snow isn't here yet, AND IT IS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! Colorado is weird.
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USS Colorado

The second ship designated with the name Colorado

A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships
Willis Lee: "The USS Colorado is a useful ship"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"
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