National Kiss Day

Kiss anyone you love and desire!

"Hey, why'd you just kiss me?" "It's National Kiss Day!" "Oh right!"

by February 25th Kiss February 23, 2022

smackdown kiss

When you pick up you relationship partner and aggressively slam their back against the ground and start making out with them

The rams won last season and I was so excited that I gave my girlfriend a smackdown kiss. She absolutely loved it and we had sex on our roof within minutes.

by YuOfTheNight February 24, 2022

kiss your girlfriend day

March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.

"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"

by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022

Kiss a girl day

On march 7th kiss any girl you want

Yo it’s march 7th.

So?
That means it’s national kiss a girl day.
Oh dude that’s great I can kiss my crush.

Yeah but Um do you know where my sister is?

by Itsurd4ddy March 5, 2022

Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.

The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022

Kiss your girlfriend day

March 8th is the national day to kiss your girlfriend

Boyfriend :*kisses his girlfriend *
Girlfriend:why you do that?
Boyfriend: it is march 8th national kiss your girlfriend day

by Devourer_of_balls March 7, 2022

kissed the fish

“being gay and stuff” -the silly electrics

“i thought we were meant to be, you kissed the fish” - “jim and larry by the silly electrics”

by jackattack2203 May 11, 2021