poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023

I-kiss

I-kiss is an individualized kiss. It's a phenomenon when a guy so desperate starts kissing his own arm.

That guy who was i-kissing himself started crying.

by Quite-afternoon October 9, 2020

national kiss cassidy day

national kiss cassidy day is every even day (wink wink). an example is the 2nd 4th 6th ect

its national kiss cassidy day i must go kiss her

by spencerisdumb October 3, 2020

Chef's Kiss

The act of spreading your favorite dip over your partners asshole so you can have a lil snack during blowies

She gave me a good Chef's Kiss last night and now there's guacamole touching my prostate

by Lick Moranis May 13, 2025

kissing in the rain

Cunnilingus during a golden shower.

"We were kissing in the rain and I got completely drenched, but we were happy."
"Oh, that sounds so romantic!"
"..."

by Suggestive Cucumber August 15, 2016

oval kiss

Slang for a blowjob

Gf: I had a lot of fun giving you an oval kiss in your car
Bf: Yeah my dick liked it too

by EmoryBoard October 21, 2017

potty kiss

When you hit someone using a urinal from the back of their head causing them to "kiss the potty" as their head bounces off the wall. They are typically done in a bar.

"Shorsery-- that guy you potty kissed at the Coleson brought his buddy around this time"

by Professor Grimmice October 4, 2023