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i love it at night when i'm wanking
Wanking by tom millhouse March 2, 2004
When someone is going through a self-destructing, downward spiral leading to a certain epic failure they may refer to it as "Winning." See also "Bi-winning"
Charlie Sheen, "I'm winning!"
Winning by krazzzz2000 March 18, 2011

dog wanking fuck stick 

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.
now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick
dog wanking fuck stick by pax September 18, 2003

Winging it

-When you don't have any worries of anything

- Can be used if you have no idea where your going
Heart:where are we going

Kaysa: I don't know I'm just winging it
Winging it by Kaysa September 5, 2012

winning the prize 

The act of obtaining the correct answer to a task, only to be rewarded with nothing.
Stu: Yo so I took the mackin' to this Catholic bitch, ne?

John: Seen, ese.

Stu: And I give her da trinkets and shit, but no goosie.

John: LOL! Vato... YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!

Stu: ....

John: NO PRIZE!!!!

*slams hand down VERY forcefully on desk*
winning the prize by Theeph June 2, 2003

Winning! 

Popularized by actor Charlie Sheen, after denouncing his employers of popular sitcom "2 and a Half Men" via multiple tabloid shit-storms, which resulted in cancellation of the show. The phrase "Winning" used by Sheen during interviews with various media outlets, was successfully repackaged and made further popular by SNL.
Man I totally failed my GRE today, but only because I was so high on coke throughout the whole thing...WINNING!
Winning! by PegLeggers March 31, 2011