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Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages
by Maxi moo October 19, 2020
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self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee October 27, 2012
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Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.
Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.
by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016
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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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ask before messaging/ABM

"Ask before messaging" is a polite and respectful way of approaching someone you want to talk to, either online or in person. It involves taking a few moments to ask permission to message someone or engage them in conversation, before proceeding. It's a great way to ensure that the person is comfortable and interested in the conversation before you begin. It also helps to set the tone of the conversation and build a stronger connection.
ask before messaging/ABM is Asking, requesting for consent before messaging them.

Example:
"Hey, please ask before messaging, thanks!"
"Oh, sorry!"
"It's ok!"
by Sloth_ February 26, 2023
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Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008
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away message activist

some one who believes their away message can change the world (or the outcome of an election)
Tom: Did you see his away message? "If you vote for Obama, you'll go to hell."

Dick: What an away message activist.
by dsunavypa March 18, 2009
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