message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".

Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

apparel messaging

A term created on the website in 2020, theconsummatetransitioner.com, to display silent, inspiring, social messages, symbols, and graphics on hoodies, long sleeve shirts, tee shirts and other apparel.

Apparel Messaging defined are the words, symbols, and graphics on hoodies and tee shirts that send a silent, positive, inspiring, social messages.

by The Consummate Transitioner October 15, 2020

i get messages from the stars

A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars

you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?

by Entixer January 23, 2024

dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.

"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."

by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008

Gigachad Message

Gigachad sez: On Urban Dictionary, you don't have to be a real dummy and post inappropriate definitions about stuff. Think about your little brother and also if your family sees your definition on the site. You don't have to try and be someone else you're not by writing retardish definitions that may appear funny but in reality are extremely stupid and gross. Be yourself. Don't try to appear funny to other people, just be your normal self.

The Gigachad message is explained above. By writing normal definitions, you are a real chad and not a jerkoff virgin.

by KaRizzmuh February 23, 2023

Message point

The (situation of, in or at) in a social greeting setting where others look around for subtle social acceptance or basic kinesic acknowledgement.

They locked eyes in message point long enough for her to smile and for him to feel the bomb go off in his chest.

by Mael Cormac Kivlehan April 7, 2008