Tennis Tinglies

When you want to play tennis so badly you feel like you might tinkle in your pantaloons.

I have the tennis tinglies! Cheri and I are going to lose Thursday night!

by JJ-LOLWAT September 21, 2016

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022

Tenny

A cute ass dog that is so nice and loving to her owners and people she’s known her whole life, but wants to kill strangers. Her nickname is tennifer for sure. She loves to play and is a dog that needs attention 24/7 or she will get mad. She’ll sleep next to you like a human. She will also steal your SPOT WHEREVER YOU SIT. If you move you will come back to her ass sitting in your chair. Everyone calls her retarded cause her eyes are further apart than a normal dog but the only person who truly loves her most is her momma.

My friend’s dog, Tenny, is psycho.

by Stupid.h0e May 16, 2020

Road Tennis

Road tennis is a sport, concentrated mainly in Barbados, in which two players go head to head like a tennis match but using a road as a court. The rackets are wooden and the ball has fur removed for bounce. It is fast paced and the net is 8 inches high.

Joshua prefers road tennis to ping pong.

by barbadosrocks April 27, 2020

tennis elbow

a code word for raw dogging goats.

Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.

by Chris Watts November 16, 2021

Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.

Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016