An Emon kid who is admited into the hospital, usually resulting in bandages around his/her wrists like wristbands on a tennis player
by japanese schoolgirl spooner March 01, 2009
Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 04, 2024
by Williamhtx April 21, 2017
by MattMcnutt December 25, 2020
A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.
by QueenofUnderground April 29, 2018
A big dicked man who is amazing in bed like that one night in Moscow and is cracked at Fortnite my guy
by You is you March 03, 2022
A cute ass dog that is so nice and loving to her owners and people she’s known her whole life, but wants to kill strangers. Her nickname is tennifer for sure. She loves to play and is a dog that needs attention 24/7 or she will get mad. She’ll sleep next to you like a human. She will also steal your SPOT WHEREVER YOU SIT. If you move you will come back to her ass sitting in your chair. Everyone calls her retarded cause her eyes are further apart than a normal dog but the only person who truly loves her most is her momma.
by Stupid.h0e May 16, 2020