How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021

cigarette smoker fiona

Best arctic monkeys song ever.

Have you heard cigarette smoker fiona? It’s amazing

by shatoota November 23, 2021

Fridge cigarette

Basically an energy drink but its slang for people with caffeine addictions

Duuude I need a fridge cigarette because I got a headache and havent had one since yesterday.

by Thatguywithcaffeine June 30, 2025

Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

cheeky cigarette

A sigarette that is smoked under the influence of drugs/alcohol

Let's go outside to have a cheeky cigarette before we get anymore drinks

by Irsty April 03, 2024

Snoop Dog Cigarette

A clever way to say weed. Snoop is the weed dude. Saying "Snoop Dog Cigarette" is less likely to get you flagged on social media apps where the word "weed" is frowned upon.

Whatsup Tiktok, I was just smoking a Snoop Dog Cigarette last night and was LIT!

by DobbaPhoenix September 08, 2022

Cigarette Nose

Someone who smokes a shit load of cigarettes.

“Man, that coworker of mine is a cigarette nose! All he wants to do is take smoke breaks.”

“It’s hard to get anything done with all these cigarette noses”

“Larry’s dad is a fuckin cigarette nose”

by Wish bone July 07, 2021