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How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*
by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021
mugGet the How many cigarettes have you got, lad?mug.

Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.
Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.
by Cleaverm100 October 6, 2016
mugGet the Cigarette fairymug.

cigarette speedrun

When you pass the cig in a circle as fast as possible because you can't smoke inside
Quick we have to have a cigarette speedrun before Kyle gets back
by BudwiswerDeliveryGuy March 24, 2021
mugGet the cigarette speedrunmug.

Cigarette

Cigarette is named as smoke as they are both bad for health and it harms your body a lot . For example your nails will be yellowish and you will have a smell of cigarette smoke and it will stink with your hair for your entire LIFE!
I told my uncle that cigarette is bad for your health , so he stopped smoking after he heard what I told him.
by Honku Yt - Subscribe June 20, 2022
mugGet the Cigarettemug.

Cigarette

Bachelorette= female bachelor
Farmerette= female farmer
Cigarette= female cigar

That's how words work
by Shrek the Justin June 22, 2023
mugGet the Cigarettemug.

Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it
Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class
by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019
mugGet the Spiritual Cigarettemug.

bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.
That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.
by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023
mugGet the bumped me for a cigarettemug.

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