mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 2, 2011

Mystery Flesh Pit

1. A famous national park that shutdown in 4th of July, 2007 after a deadly incident which shut down Anodyne Inc.
2. Slang term for neovagina, a horrible smelly gaping hole that some mentally ill men have, worse than the national park.

Have you ever visited Mystery Flesh Pit National Park? It's really awesome, sadly, it shutdown.

by Tim7 June 18, 2023

mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers May 13, 2011

Mystery spotter

A person who mystery spots (usually a male...).

"Mommy, my Krabby Patty tastes funny."

"Well no wonder, it's all old and dried out! Like that mystery spotter over there."

*points to Mr. Krabs*

by Snicklitter69 July 3, 2019

mystery cave

Slang word for a womans vagina

That girls hot, I wonder what her "mystery cave" looks like

by Koolcat55 May 18, 2019

mystery night

On November 18

When people ( kids) throw egg at other people doors mystery night

by Kiyah. November 17, 2021