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Cobra

An older man who frequents bars and nightclubs where young women are numberous in order to take one home or to date one. Usually attractive (or think they are) or very wealthy, cobras have no problem finding women who are 15-20+ years younger than them. Most of their women have daddy issues. Male equivalent of a cougar.
The cobra that I met at the bar the other night is taking me on a trip to France with him! I know he has several wrinkles but as long as I sleep with him, he takes care of me!

Ex. Hugh Hefner
by Smarty_Marty July 26, 2012
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Cobra Up

A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.
Jacob was trying to Cobra up tonight at dinner, so he could show Redfern his dope pp.
by jimbob bobson September 7, 2013
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Cobras Up!

to be ready to have the most amazing time and knowledge dropped on you in the form of music or dictation from the second smartest person to ever live.
by kingtocobras January 25, 2012
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cobra gang

A group of 5 amazing girls, each very diffrent all extrmelly good looking.
Wow! I really want all the cobra gang girls
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defeat cobra

When you’re at the game, and your team chokes at the end, and you assume a position of hands on the top of your head, elbows out, in disbelief. This inevitably forms the shape of a striking cobra.
“man, Clemson gave that game away, i see a lot of defeat cobras in the stands.”
by RedDog318 October 21, 2023
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cobra/jofu

Cobra is known in d0xxing/ext0rting com, he gives no faith to anyone regardless of age or disability, "he's not in his right mind" he will manipulate you into thinking you have a bond and rob you blind. if you ever come in contact with him his alias are "cobra" "jofu" "bitq" block him immediately, aslong as his close friend "cursed".
"We don't fall, only rise - cobra/jofu"
by Wefoundyou6 January 2, 2024
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A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)
My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!
by MossyMoe February 7, 2024
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