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Cobra slap

The act of stealing all the boost in rocket league and eating cheese puffs in your cart infested gamer chair.
Hey bro let’s cobra slap that kid
by Juan7575 January 21, 2022
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Cobra chicken

The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.
Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!
by Mozy November 17, 2022
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COBRA

A cobra is a person that may seem autistic but is actually really intelligent.
Dude, I think shes a cobra
by cobrak September 29, 2022
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cobra shot

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!
by Madro August 8, 2015
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Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
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Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.
Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.
by Creativelingo May 4, 2021
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King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor - King Cobra is a premium malt liquor brewed with a combination of malts & select unmalted grains. Brewed with U.S. grown hops, a special fermentation products a bold and distinctly flavorful taste.

Introduced in 1984, King Cobra is a robust, full-bodied, premium malt liquor , Anheuser-Busch brews & bottles King Cobra beer in St. Louis, Missouri.

See other brands of malt liquor such as

St. Ides , mickey's fine malt liquor ,

Big Bear Malt Liquor , Olde English 800
, Steel Reserve 211, colt 45 , hurricane 500,
Schlitz High Gravity .
King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor

Taste is the usual corn associated with cheap beer, bready, grass, light maltiness, slight sweetness. Light body, moderate carbonation. Dry finish.

King Cobra Premium Malt
by Blu_leef January 4, 2025
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