Cobra chicken

The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.
Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!
by Mozy November 18, 2022
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Cobra Chicken

1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.
"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"
by AugustDaMope July 29, 2023
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cobra chicken

A canadian goose that hisses at people
"that cobra chicken was so mean, it hissed at me!"
by lex !! November 27, 2023
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Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
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Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.
Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra
by Reaper22 December 08, 2019
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Cobra yawn

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.
After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.
by Nucleardictionary November 30, 2017
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Cobra viper

A based or awesome unit used for cobra. They also look like odsts
Man I really love cobra vipers

Remember when snake eyes fought those cobra vipers
by Obviously cobra commander August 31, 2021
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