maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

Dirty syrup

An anal creampie, where the receptive party hasn't cleaned properly, resulting in the seminal fluids becoming colored with fecal matter.

Dude, I made it with that chick from last night, but i had some dirty syrup afterwords.

by To i- April 16, 2017

cunt syrup

When cum is so sticky, it is like syrup when it touches literally anything; you cannot get it off. Even after washing, scrubbing down, etc. There’s always some sticky left over.

We went at it so hard, I made her cum; shooting out cunt syrup. It got all over the sheets. It’s been three weeks of washing, and my sheets still are sticky.

by California Wednesday February 22, 2018

Syrup foot job

A type of footjob given at a Denny's under a table by a girl who really likes you

Are you ready for a syrup foot job dear?

by Farbles May 27, 2024

Syrup drunk

Having too much codiene or syrup from maple syrup or a Shirley temple. You may start acting like a total idiot.

I'm so syrup drunk right now, I think you're going to have to drive.

by Evanchiladas March 13, 2017

Santa’s syrup

When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.

Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!

by Bthot December 20, 2017

Maple syrup job

The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯

Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*

by Realsterling October 7, 2023