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Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023
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professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog
Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker
by Ass man719 August 27, 2022
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Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks
Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.
John is a Professional Firer.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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Professional

Some crazy ass Nigga who doxxed me
Professional is his own government
by Skylar P Berwart April 9, 2025
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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
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