Professionable

Someone who is usually really good in their profession but doesn't fit the description of their respective craft. Like an oxymoron of what they're good at
E.g A bald Barber, A fat coach etc.

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that chocolatier is a bit of a professionable, he's lactose intolerant.

by NordicNibba February 16, 2025

Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Professional Zoned

When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.

Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.

Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.

by Photofreek18 January 7, 2020

Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

professionality

It is when you are being professional with someone to some degree.

Wow lace, your professionality is on top of the charts!

by Lacoong June 16, 2019

professional sirveyor

Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.

A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.

by QuacksO April 29, 2025

Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.

An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.

by Time_Roll February 24, 2024