mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 21, 2011

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.

I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face

by anonymous May 04, 2025

Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.

Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment

by anotlostman April 19, 2021

mystery cave

Slang word for a womans vagina

That girls hot, I wonder what her "mystery cave" looks like

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

Mysterious hole

Mysterious hole is a place you should never visit, never say this word unless you are wanting to be lonely. Just like Lewis please reader learn from his mistake, don't be a Lewis be a Ethan.

Have you ever used a sex toy aka should something up the mysterious hole

by MilkshakeMan30 October 20, 2021

Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.

Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!

by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 June 30, 2023