mysteri

Some one else

She is Mysteri.

by Rhsbdjejjsnfnej November 30, 2016

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

Mystery taco

This is the female version of the glory hole. The hidden woman makes her taco mysterious.

I found this truck that serves the best mystery tacos. I go there every lunch break.

by JustyWayne September 29, 2015

mystery jackson

I'm really like mystery Jackson's
Music.

I'm really like mystery Jackson's music.

by Latin homosexual April 12, 2019

Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Mysterious

Is it though? Is it “mysterious?” It is it just fat cock? My money is on fat cock.

Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025