massage boner 

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.

Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.

massage boner by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Bass massage 

When the bass from your sub is so hard that you are getting a massage from it.

I put on dat Gucci and turned dat shit up all da way and dropped out while i got my bass massage.

Turn up da bass i need to relax with a nice bass massage.

Bass massage by Adioham February 26, 2010

buttular massage 

to have ones butthole massaged using fingers with little to no penetration.

I had myself a grade "a" buttular massage.

Brad says to Angelina " Baby I'm craving a buttular massage"
Angelina says "call George!"

buttular massage by maestra November 15, 2012

text massage 

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

text massage by Ryan J G February 26, 2006

Happy-ending massage 

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

Happy-ending massage by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

hollywood massage 

When you give your girlfriend a massage and put your penis inside her.

Hollywood massage: he gave her a masssge and used his penis to massage her uterus.

hollywood massage by Babyfishmouth2017 February 23, 2017

mixed messages 

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

mixed messages by Matt April 9, 2005