dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.

"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."

by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008

boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.

Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.

by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

Gigachad Message

Gigachad sez: On Urban Dictionary, you don't have to be a real dummy and post inappropriate definitions about stuff. Think about your little brother and also if your family sees your definition on the site. You don't have to try and be someone else you're not by writing retardish definitions that may appear funny but in reality are extremely stupid and gross. Be yourself. Don't try to appear funny to other people, just be your normal self.

The Gigachad message is explained above. By writing normal definitions, you are a real chad and not a jerkoff virgin.

by KaRizzmuh February 23, 2023

message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".

Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

by Portmagee October 27, 2012