self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

by Portmagee October 27, 2012

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.

Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

Multiway Messaging

When two people go through many different mediums of communication (e.g., texting, IMing, facebook) to talk to each other. This phenomenon tends to happen a lot in this world where we have so much technology and social networking sites available to us.

"I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies"

"I texted my friend so she emailed me back so I facebooked her and she tweeted me so I IMed her and then she called me. Multiway messaging FTW."

by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

Message tees

Message tees are a great way to spread the word visually and make an impact. Your message tee can contain one word, words, images, art, photos, a combination. A form of spoken word poetry, a call to action. A great way to talk back. Multilingual message tees would express the value of our nation’s great strength, it’s diversity.

What would your message tee say?
Have you seen the latest keep your head up soldiers of justice and true American values message tees?

I want in on new wave artivism message tees.

by anonymous July 14, 2019

Bust a message

To send or receive the message or point.

Improve conversation with somone who is given the silent treatment.

Used by The Roots in their song "Silent treatment".

"Damn, I'm tryin to get dat pussy, but this bitch won't even bust a message!"

"She friend zoned me out of fucking nowhere and I cant even bust a message to her! She fuckin trippin!

"Baby bust a message that I send. Aint no need to pretend, cause shit is real to the end." -The Roots

by Aphroshmurai August 20, 2011