the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021

mong

joe mckay

joe is a Mong

by Doc is love doc is life March 29, 2021

Mong Kok

A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name

Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night

by Cheeki Breeki incarnate May 11, 2021

mong fish

when you are a spastic fish with learning disabilities

Jobie your a mong fish cunt

by riley chib November 14, 2021

Erica monge

The most lovely and kind friend ever.

Erica monge is the best friend ever

by asjdflasbjdmasdfas March 12, 2022