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mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.
Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?
by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011
mugGet the mong blanketmug.

Mong hole

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole
by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023
mugGet the Mong holemug.

the long mong

My gosh he has the long mong
by The large cheese January 22, 2021
mugGet the the long mongmug.

Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 23, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Mongmug.

Mong

The word 'mong' is the definition of a salty/annoying boy who is calles kye.
"That kye is such a mong!"
by The lit 1 April 20, 2018
mugGet the Mongmug.

Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021
mugGet the Mongmug.

Mong

Ethan is a big mong
by Grace Milnes April 7, 2020
mugGet the Mongmug.

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