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Honkey Tonk 

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.
A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.
Honkey Tonk by Jaydog888 April 4, 2008
A racist term term against white people, someone who has a big truck, has a big fat lip in, and fucks his sisteraunt
That honkey is out riding around again
Honkey by Sydsyd003 November 9, 2018

Honkey Donk 

Slang term for a ridiculously lifted show truck. Usually sits on enormous american force wheels and never sees a speck of dirt. Paid for by their parents.
“Sorry i couldnt make it to the car meet, how was it?”
“You didnt miss much. A bunch of rich kids pulled up in their honkey donks and the cops came”
Honkey Donk by E4Mafia August 21, 2019

honkadonkadonks 

Damn.... you see those honkadonkadonks? Pretty big huh...
honkadonkadonks by Reddertarded November 27, 2020

hooked on phonics 

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.
Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.
hooked on phonics by DocScratch December 13, 2021

indirectly hooked up 

hooking up with the same person that another person has hooked up with, therefore you hooked up with each other
julie and lisa both sucked william's little wiener.

so they've indirectly hooked up