Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"
Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.
by Curious Curls April 23, 2024
by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022
when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw
Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022
Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.
by Skidgod August 26, 2019
A really beautiful man.
Wounded waco's have all the swag and get all the ladies. Are hardcore ballers and usually tall.
Wounded waco's have all the swag and get all the ladies. Are hardcore ballers and usually tall.
by jsmith24 June 26, 2013
any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
by leesterthe2nd November 22, 2011