Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
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Wounded waco's have all the swag and get all the ladies. Are hardcore ballers and usually tall.
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