exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019

Whore-wounds

Physical, psycological and /or finacial damage directly and or indirecrly cause by a whore.

That bitch just left you with nothing but......

... whore-wounds

by Jaggabonie909 October 23, 2022

Wound of Compounding

The wound of compounding is the wound of an open fracture. It is a bit of a throwback to the old terminology of "compound fracture." Surgeons often refer to the wound overlying the fracture as the "wound of compounding."

The wound of compounding was closed in a carefully layered fashion.

by ohal0012 December 23, 2021

80 cars for 1004 wounds

In defense of a dying retired child soldiers genocide survivor who is literally dying on devils night ever car dealers in North America is being hit by a shower of automatic gunfire from a gang sedan

Devils night is 80 cars for 1004 wounds

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

wound shaming

when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw

Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn

by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022

wasted and wounded

Bam Margera

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.

by king_D_ February 27, 2021

Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025