wound shaming

when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw
Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022
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Wound of Compounding

The wound of compounding is the wound of an open fracture. It is a bit of a throwback to the old terminology of "compound fracture." Surgeons often refer to the wound overlying the fracture as the "wound of compounding."
The wound of compounding was closed in a carefully layered fashion.
by ohal0012 December 24, 2021
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wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess
Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now
by jsurf October 28, 2019
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Wounded Lama

Extremely slow gawky runner.
As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.
by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010
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Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
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Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.
Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.
by Skidgod August 26, 2019
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Wounded Waco

A really beautiful man.

Wounded waco's have all the swag and get all the ladies. Are hardcore ballers and usually tall.
Who names their kid Wounded Waco?
by jsmith24 June 26, 2013
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