Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.

Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.

by JSmidt August 5, 2025

Wound to spring

When there is built up potential energy on the verge of becoming kinetic.

Don't mess with him today, he's "wound to spring".

by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022

Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.

Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.

by Skidgod August 26, 2019

geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.

Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!

by broc119 April 25, 2010

wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess

Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now

by jsurf October 28, 2019

semi wound

A bit of a dissapointment

Being grounded is a semi wound

by Cloudyskys November 2, 2017

exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019