kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021

lead-head

A stereotypically American person.

Derogatory; Ironically associates the negative (poisoned) intellectual (head) outcomes of American citizens with the prevalence of environmental contamination and firearm ammunition (lead).

Secretary: "How was the community engagement meeting about the new city bus service?"
Local Council Member: "All boomers. Always boomers. Fucking hell, don't those lead-heads have lawns to guard? They never want anything that's good for society, they never even leave their house except to eat at that shitty diner next to the highway without tipping"
Secretary: "..."
Local Council Member: "This country is a disaster, I don't even know why I try to fix it, there's nothing here worth saving anymore, I'm moving to Amsterdam"

by namanish June 15, 2022

Trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome

And it's not even about the MONEY really. It's trying to steal it from me in a way that leaves me no recourse but at the same time in very public. You know you are letting those retards talk you into letting them steal it. But I just don't have to let them.

Hym "No Jordan you know that does not apply to this. This is you trying to take something away from me and then using my words as pretense. You don't get to take anything away from me. If you're just allowed to take thing from me we all know exactly what I'm going to take from the rest of them. You wany to deny me my every vapid desire. So now you are trying to not do what I want in a way that achieves your desired outcome and trying not to in a way that leads to the desired outcome in a way that requires me to do what you want instead. But I don't have to let you be an invisible barrier to my desire or even needs you cynically believe are desires. If you want me to follow ANY rule, Jordan, you need to enforce THIS SPECIFIC ONE. The one that says HE is not allowed to STEAL, Jordan. Like your book you love so much. That specific thing. I'll take that one, I'll take the stalking one, and hey I'll even take the harassment one. The only reason you are not enforcing the rules on me is to get away with breaking it yourself. I could have said the same thing to the managers at the group home."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

Shift Lead

The position everyone strives to be. Must be tall, handsome and ready to go above and beyond for any needs within his crew.

wow I want to be a shift lead just like that handsome man with sweaty muscles some day

by jaren 696969696 June 19, 2019

Leading intellectual

To refer to an attractive female in a politically correct manner

Put me on the record as saying Tomi is our leading intellectual

by Beermakesherhot November 4, 2018

Lead Cock

Lead Cock is what happens when you inhale, ingest, or otherwise intake lead into your body, and having it result in you losing your ability to have an erection. Hence the name Lead Cock.

"I told tommy to hold off on soldering, told him those fumes would give 'em lead cock, and it did"

by TF3 Confirmed February 9, 2021

lead

Leeds state,when one,s tired of it.

lead!

by bad,good? February 28, 2020