Error

Apologies are pointless and mean nothing as long as you never acknowledge the error in your ways. Being apologetic won't bring George Floyd back, but an officer acknowledging that he/she isn't perfect or always right, even if he/she is a decent guy/ girl, and more people would get to live all the years they were meant to live, the same full life as the one that the officers will get to live.

Everybody has had some kind of error in their ways somewhere. If they were a computer, they'd have a lower rate of error, but they're not a computer, they are human and they fuck up a lot more than a computer.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Grave Error

When you fuck up so bad that you'd better be considered dead.

Dude 1: Yo dude that exam was so difficult
Dude 2: Yeah especially the back.
Dude 3: THERE WAS A BACK?
Dude 1: Grave error my man.
Dude 2: That was half the test dumbass.
Dude 3: welp...

by notthatguy72 August 19, 2024

Boomer Error

A user error that only a boomer could make.

An old man failing to download photos from iCloud, only to realize it's because he failed to upload them in the first place. Classic boomer error.

by NW's August 22, 2024

Press-On Nail Error

A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.

My Medicaid reimbursement payments were inaccurate due to numerous press-on nail errors.

by DC Dawg February 3, 2012

Error 405

1. A fuckup so bad it would already be considered 404, but one step higher.
2. (technical) HTTP Status 405: Method Not Allowed, and its like asking the newspaper boy to make a weather buoy at a specific coordinate. He probably wont do it because, well, hes not meant to!

1. My brain just had an Error 405 at the exam today

by Preinstallable April 19, 2020

Convenient Errors

When a incorrect passphrase is given in reprocessing to an incorrect query and the issue and or problem is not resolved correctly and the knowledge and or expertise is not there and or or available because there's too much information, not enough information, no iterative and or progressive formation to the information.

Every time I try and make financial and or banking corrections or coding corrections I am unable to bypass the systems currently in place and the convenient errors and or unknown programming/coding language requirements are not assisting myself and or the person receiving the query from allowing me to complete the relevant tasks. I am just going through iterations of repositories and diagrams and the tools are not progressively designed to allow me to see what I am doing from a practical perspective. Its not interactive enough. Then keeps trying to charge me where the charge cards won't allow billables.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 2, 2023

cataclysmic error

when a computer has a spaz and shits itself so hard that it breaks

cataclysmic errors are annoying

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020