Vape

Bad player

Vape is the Worst player ever to play cops

by samerr August 16, 2022

Vape

A thing middle schoolers bring to school thinking they will get girls but really only gets then suspended for a month

Hey do you want a hit if this vape

by w h y November 21, 2021

Vape

That thing girls suck on to get better at head.

"Hey Jenny, did you hit your vape today?"
"Yeah I did. Now unzip your pants and stuff one in me."

by Babykilleralex June 28, 2022

Vape

A pagan device used by children to summon Satan in their lungs and then expel his wretched smoke through their mouths

-Priest Bob

Person one: I'm gonna hit a vape
Person two: no don't do it!
Person one: *Responds in Satan noises*

by Маршал Чилтонов July 15, 2022

Vape

Vape (a.k.a e-cig/electric cigarettes) is a douchey alternative to smoking cigarettes. Usually, teens will consume this in massive amounts to look "cool" claiming it has no negative health impacts because it's "just nicotine with flavor". Eventually, they get addicted and become junkies.

Dave: "Yo bro! You wanna take a puff?"
John: "Ew! You vape? You're such a douchebag."
Dave: "I know!"

by MasterOfBalls June 8, 2022

Vape

A vape is clearly healthy for you because it comes in many fun flavors from sweet pastries to gummy bears. All the kewl kids are doing it, it is also a sign of homosexuality and when you see someone with it, you know they're a pussy.

Hey can I hit your vape? I want everyone to know I am a healthy gay pussy boy.

by pussyboyyyyyy August 28, 2019

Vape

Yeah I vape

v: I

a: want
p: to

e: die

I vape

by T4NNEr January 28, 2022