European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

european spin cycle

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's

While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!

by the tell tale man May 11, 2015

European Video

A slang word for pornography

New Orleans is a viable place to buy European video

by FolkandFlipFlops December 13, 2014

European they/them of assertive negotiation

Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .

I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.

by at073 October 7, 2023

European Dream

As opposed to American Dream, European Dream is a concept of equality of opportunity for anyone who lives in Europe, mainly European Union, regardless for who they are, or from where they've come from.

I though of going to the USA, but after realising I would end up on street with shady job, I chose to go to the France. I prefer the European Dream.

by Tomsow(12) December 27, 2019

European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.

"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."

by sweetntart July 26, 2024

European Princess

When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss

by poopietuesday July 26, 2022