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European they/them of assertive negotiation

Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .
I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.
by at073 October 7, 2023
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European Baptism

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.
"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."
by sweetntart July 26, 2024
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European Firedragon

When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
i gave this guy a European Firedragon last night
by senpachi September 2, 2021
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European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.
Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?
by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021
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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.
Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.
by Ninjow June 17, 2021
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europeans

Europeans are people who never seem to stop talking bad about Americans. They claim that a lot of stupid people are Americans and that Americans are dumb when a lot of the best colleges are in the USA. They also claim that the USA is racist, which is true, but almost every country is racist, especially the ones in Europe based on my experience.
Some person on TikTok: *Gets a geography question wrong.*
Europeans: Americans are so stupid!

The person: I’m Canadian..
by dubaihoe December 17, 2022
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