European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 3, 2014

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 3, 2014

European Painter

A stupid ugly idiot

DD the great European painter

by My The God April 5, 2022

european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 10, 2016

european slur

pean, A slur for Europeans or people from Europe this is to mock the people and the word “European”

Look at that pean over there such a weirdo. This is the European slur

by Yal Larkin November 6, 2021

European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.

Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"

by Vale Beleren July 31, 2022

European Tuxedo

Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.

“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”

by Nrogers September 26, 2023