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Korean Hello,

Greeting a stranger for the first time by breaking wind. i.e emitting gas, directly into their mouth. You grab the back of their head and bury it deep in your cheeks. Often proceeded by an attack from 3rd tier Canadian actor.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom.

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts.

Unfortunately, in light of the me too movement, this is no longer able to be performed through aggressive sexual behaviour. So humiliating toilet humour has replaced sexual harassment. Bobby Lee has thanked the me too movement for this, as previous attempts at sexual dominance have ironically ended in his own humiliation.

Synonym. "A fine how do you do."
Hey Bobby we need to. talk, please come in?

What up?

Well Ron Peterson made an official complaint about you farting into Christa's open mouth.

WHAT, I didn't stick my did in her mouth - I just farted. This is a cultural misunderstanding... where I'm from ITS CALLED A " Korean Hello,

Bobby! You're from San Diego.

... Ok I'll buy her a gift basket and write her into a sketch.
by Trumper Dumper February 1, 2021
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Korean Easter Basket

An act of pleasure when you shave and Botox your ball sack, paint it in Easter egg fashion and dunk or “hide” them in a Koreans mouth. Most commonly performed on or around the spring solstice.
I gave my good buddy Brant the ol Korean Easter basket last night.
by Georgia Cajun April 24, 2025
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Korean Flu

When you travel to South Korea with your family and in laws then get back and don't want to attend a birthday with the other side of your family you have Korean flu.
Nizzi’s are out. Korean flu over here.”
by UncleBunt May 28, 2023
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Korean Mimosa

3/4 Miller highlife + 1/4 Soju in Pint glass or champagne flute. The rich man's somek.
Dude is that somek? Nah dude we fancy here. It's a Korean Mimosa.
by RangerLarry September 22, 2019
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korean merry-go-round

The gathering of men (usually around 6 or more) where one individual is laid face down, double cheek up, on the ground pants-less. Another man inserts his penis into the anus of the prone man and then is spun around like a merry-go-round, using his penis as the fulcrum.

The spin cycle doesn't complete until all men of ejaculated.

Safewords are casually used as the spinning man will be in immense penile pain..
Hey dudes, wanna go out back and have ourselves an old fashioned korean merry-go-round?
by SlightRacism April 6, 2020
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korean missile

A small and non-functioning penis
by WierdSal October 10, 2014
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Korean Leftover Surprise

When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.
"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"
by pokeyuan November 24, 2021
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