Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.
Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
by Fehcnawe June 28, 2019
Get the Ewan Hamiltonmug. Hes the ten dollar founding father without a father. He got a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self starter. By 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter. Then the hurricane came and devastation rained. Our man saw his future dripping down the drain. He put a pencil to his temple, connecting it to his brain. Then he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain. Well, the word got around, they said this kid is insane, man! Took up a collection just to send him to the main land. Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and the worlds gonna know your name, whats you name, man?
Alexander Hamilton.... My name is Alexander Hamilton.... And theres a million things i havent done, but just you wait... just you wait!
by yeyeyeeyeyeyeyey May 14, 2021
Get the Hamiltonmug. by Bobbyjoe05 September 07, 2021
Get the Hamilton Missourimug. Person 1: Hey man, you heard of Hamilton?
Person 2: OUI OUI MON AMI/AMIE!
Person 3: PERSON 1 DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT!
Person 4: I'm totally telling the story of tonight
Person 5: omg how can i say no to this!
Person 6: person 5, don't say that! OR ELSE YOU WILL BURN.
Person 2: OUI OUI MON AMI/AMIE!
Person 3: PERSON 1 DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT!
Person 4: I'm totally telling the story of tonight
Person 5: omg how can i say no to this!
Person 6: person 5, don't say that! OR ELSE YOU WILL BURN.
by stupidjokesaremyspecialty October 21, 2019
Get the hamiltonmug. "That guy is so Hamilton"
by rewaghsdfgSD September 04, 2022
Get the Hamiltonmug. When Mike Pence vividly dreams of a bukake session with the entire cast of Hamilton. Usually on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons.
by LaShanda Carver December 18, 2017
Get the creamy hamiltonmug. When you and yo ho feelin aroused by the smell of freedom served up by Lin Manuel Miranda, so you beat box with your cock, walk ten paces, scream “I’m not throwin away my shot”, but then surprise yo bitch when you spunk yo man batter into her mug.
Hey bitch, this rap musical shit has me feelin sprightly, whaduhyousay we head to the bedroom and Hamilton Fuck our way to freedom?
by Shownuff6969 July 09, 2020
Get the Hamilton Fuckmug.