Wounded Lama

Extremely slow gawky runner.

As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.

by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010

Ass Wound

Exactly what it sounds like. a boo boo on ur ass

YOU ASS WOUND

by cherylikesnuggets November 18, 2018

wasted and wounded

Bam Margera

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.

by king_D_ February 27, 2021

hatchet wounde

A girls vagina that is so gross it looks so gross like a hatchet wounde. similar to something from chainsaw massacre.

she was hot, but her vagina looked like a hatchet wounde.

by green starfish June 5, 2010

Wounded Veteran

A political candidate who is definitely going to lose an election.

Having a Wounded Veteran as a major party's candidate for president twice in twelve years against a much younger "opponent" should have made more people realize the United States is a corrupt country, not unlike Ukraine (let's see how much money Zelenskyy walks away with after his oval office meeting today).

by Publius0987 August 18, 2025

semi wound

A bit of a dissapointment

Being grounded is a semi wound

by Cloudyskys November 2, 2017

exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019