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wounded eagle

A sexual position intended for the pleasure of only one person
Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle
Dude I screwed Mercedes last night, but she tried to pull out so I did a wounded eagle on her ass and she did all the work.
by ReEngineeredLife March 6, 2017
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Wounded Waco

A really beautiful man.

Wounded waco's have all the swag and get all the ladies. Are hardcore ballers and usually tall.
Who names their kid Wounded Waco?
by jsmith24 June 29, 2013
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Wounded soldier

When you are getting a handjob, blowjob, or have sex and right when you are about to blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier…
Jessica worked her magic and then I turned her into a wounded soldier.
by ammi902 August 5, 2022
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Wounded Veteran

A political candidate who is definitely going to lose an election.
Having a Wounded Veteran as a major party's candidate for president twice in twelve years against a much younger "opponent" should have made more people realize the United States is a corrupt country, not unlike Ukraine (let's see how much money Zelenskyy walks away with after his oval office meeting today).
by Publius0987 August 18, 2025
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exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.
The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!
by Javrel January 29, 2019
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Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
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Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"
Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.
by Curious Curls April 22, 2024
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