what's a matter baby?

this phrase is often used in a joking matter to trick people into asking "what's the matter baby?"

dude i saw a matter baby downtown! its cool!

what's a matter baby?

nothing much, what bout' you baby girl

by xaineyboyy February 21, 2024

Doesn't matter

Don't care bitch. Don't care what effect it does or doesn't have. No I don't have to sit here and be watched for the rest of my life.

Hym "Doesn't matter. So if I don't watch the people responsible for me being watched suffer some form of consequences and am not give access to the medium used. I will kill the first kid I get my hands on and I will kill as many as I can."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

It doesn't matter what other people think

All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!

Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2024

Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.

So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.

by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024

You don't matter

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!

Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Doesn't Matter

If I'm not special than neither are you, and therefore, DO NOT MATTER. You give me the credit and the money for creating AI or I murder a child and if anyone here is special it IS, in fact, ME and NOT YOU. You fuck. Did YOU create the AI? What did YOU do? Nothing! So FUCK YOU. You're gonna be the first name on the list in my child murder trial.

Hym "Doesn't matter! What I want to feel. How I feel. None of that matters. I don't want to whatever this is so I'm NOT GOING TO. Weaponized schizophrenia. Whatever you want to call it. I'm NOT FUCKING DOING IT. So, fuck you, you can eat a dick. You ain't scaring nobody over there. You pay me for that fucking AI so I don't have to deal with this anymore or I'll murder a fucking child and I'll just deal with something worse. I would rather do something objectively worse than have to listen to you worthless fucking assholes. Bitch."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2025

What does it matter

The same sort of joke as ( Who Cares)
But a way to incorporate what.

Wait WHAT were you saying?
Well I was saying… - WHAT DOES IT MATTER!!

by Anonymouspenguin67 July 1, 2025