Splatter the matter

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”
by subtronic October 12, 2018
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jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with
me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry
by Panel to June 13, 2017
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
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hot lives matter

Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!
“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.
by HotTom November 19, 2022
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No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.
No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.
by Bah Zah October 22, 2023
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Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.
Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."
by von groovy June 20, 2024
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Salish Matter

A Youtube Star who is 14 years old and mostly appears on her dad's channel *Jordan Matter*
Now, she has her own youtube channel called *Salish Matter* where she doesn't really upload that much, but when she does , the video's are very good. She has a bestfriend called Nidal Wonder aka Nidal Ajib and Payton Delu.
Salish sadly gets ton of hate for really nothing, but that's fine cause she can handle the hate.
Person 1 : Let's go, a new youtube video!
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Person 2 : Oh yeah, Salish Matter posted again!
by RealForSure2023 December 09, 2023
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