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kind young sir

A disguise phrase for "Kill Yourself" also known as "KYS", usually quoted after being mislead and pranked online.
User 1: Hey, does anyone have the link to the new Ice Spice vid?
User 2: Here you go.. inserts link of two men kissing or a rickroll
User 1: kind young sir.
by elvirus June 17, 2024
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Kind Fart

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
by Downr@nge December 1, 2016
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Xmas Kindness

Xmas Kindness is used to describe the type of bullshit love one would experience via social medias, news, and through their very own community (should a portion of their community be able to afford giving back of the community and not only be taking, and where that community is not too ghetto). Xmas Kindness generally begins when the chocolate advent calendars are available for purchase from big box retail stores like Walmart, and will generally end after the 25th of December (or Boxing Day for the ones who would prefer to have a starting point to go back to normal / slightly aggressive; especially in view of those deals offered by retailers where quantities are 10 or less per store and you will need your angry hat to get to it!!!). Xmas Kindness is characterized as multiple good heart warming actions that one would NEVER do 341 days out of the year (out of 342 days on leap years). Please note, to equate the number of days - one has to substract the amount of days in a year (i.e. 365); minus the amount of days found the advent calendar (i.e. 24). Such actions may include but are not limited to: opening the door for someone, giving money to the poor, helping the ones in need or anything else that you may believe is nice (but after seeing it after a while on social medias, the news or else you would think Xmas is over done, fake and totally uber fucking gay).
Peter Griffin: And tonight, at what grinds my gears, Xmas Kindness. Most people slam the door in my face 341 days out of the year, however during the 24 days leading to Xmas - people are nice, and they open the door for me. Xmas Kindness - YOU GRIND MY GEARS!
by Danutcase December 17, 2014
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Evolution of man kind in girl code

Lowest form --> highest form
1. XY Chromosome -not even a male yet
2. Fetus -still developing male

3. Infant -basically a baby male

4. Child -mind of a child, nearly there

5. Boy -not a man, but pwede na
6. Man -Highest form of male
Friend 1"Hey there's this guy I'm talking to."

Friend 2"oh! What level of evolution of man kind in girl code?"

Friend 1"He's an XY Chromosome..."

Friend 2"oh... you better drop him"
by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024
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Kindness

Timmy: i wonder if people on the internet may give me kindness and support for my suisidal thoughts?
Redditard: Lol #looking4attenrionalert die shit, die
Timmy: *kills himself*
by Gotta let go October 10, 2020
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Joe kind

Like the nicest person ever! He is awesome and I am so happy to have met someone like him. He is hilarious and he loves his Alexa so much. He is so kind and plays Minecraft with his sister. He adores swimming and basketball

I love you joeeeeeee ✨✨
Woah did you see Joe kind
by Livunicornlovesalba March 22, 2019
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Kindness luigi

He is very nice to me
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In Mario 64 there's a Luigi
He is kind to me
Kindness Luigi is very kind to us
He is the nicest

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Call in Evil Mario so he can be kind
Luigi is kind
He is so pink and nice to everyone
He likes butterflies

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by FemboyFur777 September 16, 2025
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