Never Stress

Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels

Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!

by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025

Stress

Her name is BIANCA

Ugh she make me so stress damn my blood pressure so high

by Stupidddd November 21, 2019

Stress Shavings

The eraser shavings that cover your desk after you write a test. Caused by erasing half of your work half way throgh out of stress.

Someone must of just wrote a test in here, this desk is coverd in stress shavings.

by mean memes October 9, 2019

stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes

"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"

by somerandomman December 15, 2012

stress

my dearest friend Valentina

Valentina is the definition of stress.

by Dumb as bread November 13, 2017

No Stress

Replying to someone when they request something or are thanking you.

"No Stress bro, I gotchu"

by anonymous August 12, 2024

Show stressed

When you are trying to keep up with too many shows at one time

"I can't remember what happened on which show anymore. I think I'm getting show stressed".

by Cdub13 July 31, 2016