Gloves Rule

The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions

Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule

by Onald November 11, 2020

Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.

1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton

by ApolloJustice0713 March 24, 2022

capital rule

Any girl that wants to call a dude "freshie," then she has to give him head

Girl: Hey John, can I call you freshie.
John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though.
Girl: Ok:)

(Gives head first)

by Big_Strong2203 January 18, 2018

Rule of 72

If you don’t practice something hard in 72 hours (3 days), you will forget it

It’s Sunday. I haven’t practiced the Rubiks Cube since Wednesday. I sit down and think: How the hell do I do this thing? Then I realize I haven’t practiced in 72 hours. I think ‘Oh... Rule of 72.’

by Irreduzibel November 11, 2018

Rule 6925

If a guy smashes his dick suck it or bath in his milky cum or you could sell his semen at the Los polo's Herman's chicken shop

Chicken no rule 6925

by Chicken semen bacon mcflurry September 30, 2022

Rule #3646

The life handbook rule that states not to rub Vick's Vaporub in your eyes.

Tony: I applied some Vick's but then rubbed my eyes. They burn bro!

Jack: Rule #3646, bruh.

by El Massivo September 4, 2019

Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 20, 2020