Squatter With Benefits

A person that stays with you and doesn’t pay his share of rent, but receives the same benefits as if they already had (receiving showers, food, etcetera). May also be shortened to SWB.

Pluralised form: Squatters With Benefits.
Stephen, my brother, you are a squatter with benefits - you haven’t paid your fair share of rent for the past three months, soon to be four, so you’re going to need to be evicted from my property unless you can pay your rent for the months you have missed thus far.
by BandBoxBrawl October 14, 2018
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Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.
George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 07, 2022
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Benefit

Yay!!!! Benefits are good
by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
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BGF + Benefits

When you’re best goddamn friends that don’t let each other languish in a state of severe horniness.
We are BGF + Benefits so I had to help her take the edge off. She was dripping everywhere.
by DaKoMn January 04, 2022
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Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.
A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".
by QuacksO June 08, 2023
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Friends with benefits

Friends who decide to set boundaries and start engaging in sexual activities together without romance or the same expectations as a relationship. The involved individuals usually try to maintain the friendship without getting feelings for each other and while also not letting the situation turn into just having meeting up for sex (for that see fuck buddies, booty call, or hookups) but sexual activities may become a large part of the friendship in some cases
"Hey, we've been good buddies for awhile. I know youre not interested in a relationship but would you like to be friends with benefits?"
by *CrazyPup* April 25, 2025
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