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Highway 7 University

The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.
Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!
by cutmantate March 2, 2019
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Highway fairy

A perticular individual, usually female, which can be found on busy streets and, for the proper payment, can fulfill all your wishes.
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute
- Have you heard? Katy Perry shamed an American Idol contestant for having three children!
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?
by Zerberos666 April 11, 2023
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Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.
Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.
by Hairy Highway February 7, 2018
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Snot Highway

The slimy, glistening trail of mucus that stretches from a kid's nostril straight down to their mouth, often making pit stops on their upper lip before they proudly lick it like it’s a gourmet sauce.
Dude, get a tissue. You've got a literal snot highway.
by nopreynopay January 11, 2025
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Boulder Highway Barbie

A common slang term used to describe many of the prostitutes that walk along Boulder highway in Las Vegas, NV.
GUY 1: holy shit, why does that girl walking across the street look like a trainwreck?

GUY 2: Bro, that's a boulder highway Barbie......
by BHsi August 6, 2017
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Highway Carr

One of da "four-wheeled" members of Lightning McQueen's non-human-based world; he's a talk-show host and great pal of fellow radio/TV-personalities Bob Cutlass, Darrell Cartrip, and Jay Limo.
Kidding aside, "Highway Carr" really is what I'd originally thought this radio-personality dude's "stage" name was when I first heard him on the radio, since the otherwise-clearly-speaking Howie usually pronounced his first name rather poorly. Same goes for the also-famous-in-radio (or should I say, "infamous", since he was eventually exposed as a Bernie Madeoff-type fraudster who bilked investors out of more than $24 million) Sonny Bloch, whom I'd always assumed was using the pseudonym "Sunny Block" merely to tout his financial advice, the implication being that following his investment-recommendations would "land you on a nice cheerily-bright street".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.
Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!
by Highway handy April 9, 2022
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