Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.

you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.

by lazystina June 30, 2022

Side Highway

Colloquial term for physical contact. Usually in the form of a hug

“Hey, wanna share a side highway with me?”

by SH1827 July 2, 2022

Herschel Highway

The alternative sex act of the virgin chosen people.

She gladly gave up her “ Herschel Highway “ as an alternative to losing her virginity before marriage.

by Auston Matthew’s Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2022

Freedom Highway

A vertical line of hair that extends from a man’s pubic hair all the way to a man’s chest. A more extreme happy trail.

Shit bro, you got to shave that’s not a happy trail that’s a freedom highway.

by Willypoo2 September 25, 2022

HighWay

The definition of highway is the place you were born because that’s where most mistakes happen

You were born on the highway

by Aboomdelakaka January 19, 2022

Sunshine Highway

Yeah, me and my girl we're acting up again all right
She ain't much of a looker, she can handle her paraldehyde
You were up all night at the Captain's Table drinking Tango and gin by the old piano
Playing cards and smoking cigars 'til the sun came up
Or was it going down for the night?

Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around tonight
Drop me off, sign me in, clean me up and let me out
Man that nurse is a bitch, this sucks, she says my jug ain't allowed
I've had my share of Mt. Pleasant messiahs wearing slippers and robes, trying to bum smokes
I'm gonna Thorazine shuffle straight out the door
Head to the farm and find me a cure

Tonight, yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna make it right

Cause I'm gonna be the one
To take another ride, take another ride

Take Another Ride on the Sunshine Highway

by Death Menace May 25, 2022