Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Choccy highway

The "choccy highway" is the descriptive definition given to a one's sphincter in the act of sexual intercourse when one or both parties desire to penetrate said parties anal cavity with their meat popsicle. "Choccy highway" is a neutral term that applies to both genders

Ill be driving up the choccy highway tonight fellas.

I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".

Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.

by Jordan Mc April 22, 2018

Sunshine Highway

Yeah, me and my girl we're acting up again all right
She ain't much of a looker, she can handle her paraldehyde
You were up all night at the Captain's Table drinking Tango and gin by the old piano
Playing cards and smoking cigars 'til the sun came up
Or was it going down for the night?

Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around tonight
Drop me off, sign me in, clean me up and let me out
Man that nurse is a bitch, this sucks, she says my jug ain't allowed
I've had my share of Mt. Pleasant messiahs wearing slippers and robes, trying to bum smokes
I'm gonna Thorazine shuffle straight out the door
Head to the farm and find me a cure

Tonight, yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna make it right

Cause I'm gonna be the one
To take another ride, take another ride

Take Another Ride on the Sunshine Highway

by Death Menace May 25, 2022

Hindu Highway

Derogatory nickname for Scott Road in Surrey, British Columbia.

"DRINKIN' CROWN N' COKE ON THE HINDU HIGHWAY"

by koevoet December 28, 2022

Golden Highway

A lesser known highway that connects Toronto to the infamous “Rez” that sells basic substances regularly without question of age. Enabling the teens of the southern Ontario region to buy virtually anything that teens who party want.

Guy One: “Yo bro I can’t wait to get to the Rez and get another exotic chug jug fortnite cart and a new disposable vape, what’s the fastest way?”

Guy Two: “We’ll take the Golden Highway brother.”

by Jizzy_Crusader69420 May 2, 2024

highway arms race

When it's "your way or the highway", but it's "my way or the highway" more

If we can't meet in the middle on this, we're just going to get into a highway arms race and it's gonna be baaad

by Miller404 July 16, 2021

Highway

When some one catches back to back bodies.

She is a highway.
Your a highway, you let everyone drive you.

by Juulz87 September 17, 2023