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Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".
That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!
by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010
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Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt
Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there
by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022
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Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.
I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".
by 23777 July 22, 2023
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Well he’s Scottish isn’t he

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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Scottish Hotdog

A Scottish Hotdog consists of two people engaging in sexual activities, where one gets a little hungry and decides to place a bratwurst ever so delicately in the buns of their partner, and proceeds to eat it like a hotdog. Yummy.
Hey Tula you ever gotten a Scottish Hotdog? Ask Alix, he is an expert on Scottish Hotdog's, Louisiana Wiener Dogs and Blumpkins!
by Yunamonayori August 13, 2025
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Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.
Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”
by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017
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scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
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