scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010

Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed

OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??

by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024

Well he’s Scottish isn’t he

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent

“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

by Meathole69 October 5, 2018