Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
Get the Scottish cheesemug. a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020
Get the scottish bea$tmug. Used to describe Somebody as being a fascist from Argentina and is also considered to be the cause of the hippopotamus war in 1866 over disputed land in Norway between the hippos and Japanese people who fought heoricly against the hippos but alas the hippos won.
by Reginald Glocksonion May 1, 2022
Get the Scottish Commiemug. scottish inn & suites lubbock tx likes to keep people trapped in payment when its not even thier place of business
by GAYSEXGODDEVILLBK806 January 27, 2024
Get the scottish inn & suites lubbock txmug. Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020
Get the Scottish Christmasmug. The Scottish is an unfearing breed of human who drinks ironbrew until the day is over, they also where HUGE man skirts and eat haggis daily
by That one haggis muncher May 18, 2022
Get the Scottishmug. by lol your dad 63 January 23, 2020
Get the Scottish alexmug.