A breastfeeding baby that can detect an exposed boob from up to 3 miles away, appears out of nowhere the second your bra comes off, and becomes personally offended if the milk service is delayed by more than 0.7 seconds.
I thought I could change my shirt in peace... then the tit gremlin sensed fresh dairy and launched an attack.
To get mean and ugly when drinking. Just as the Gremlin of 80s mythology multiplied when wet, so can the ugliness of some people grow when drinking malt liquor or other nasty alcohol.
Sorry I pulled a gremlin last night...I guess I've been kinda stressed lately and 120oz of King Cobra didn't help.
Don't pull a gremlin again or you're cut off the Colt 45, dude.
Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.
“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”
Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMFthreesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.
Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.