swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.

I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?

by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024

cross swallowing

cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.

That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!

by marcstrokesmith June 8, 2024

Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

Book swallower

Somebody who studies all day, similar to a nerd but it arrives to a point that they “swallow books”.

yo cuz, that chick is a book swallower - watch out.

by scooge February 24, 2023

Suicide Swallow

The cum shot during deep throating that causes you to almost choke to death.

When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.

"My wife almost died on that suicide swallow."

"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."

"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."

by AshLo907 April 18, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025