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nuclear wakeup

When you take an adderall before you go to Sleep (after a night of drinking). So that when you wake up, you feel great.
The key to a nuclear wakeup is to take the adderall before you go to sleep, that way, when you wake up, you feel like Batman.
by Griloooooo January 29, 2020
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Nuclear shit

Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption
Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
by I h8 nes May 7, 2020
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Nuclear Warhead

The act of filling one's foreskin with popping candy before engaging in intercourse.
Yeah i gave her quite a shock last night with my nuclear warhead
by Rock Hard Rock July 27, 2020
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nuclear warhead

A shit of immeasurable size that is commonly accompanied with helpless grunting and severe clogging of toilets.
Damn my friend dropped a huge nuclear warhead in the locker room!
by bruhinator 2000 August 28, 2020
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nuclear nyash

a nyash so huge it seems to be powered by nuclear energy.
sk: “yo b lemme tap that nuclear nyash of urs”
by you’ll never find me July 22, 2022
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nuclear dropping

when you take a huge shit but miss the bowl
I was frustrated as i was told to clean the bathroom floor after he performed a giant nuclear dropping yesterday morning.
by Ragdollio June 15, 2022
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Nuclear Comment

A Nuclear Comment is when someone types a legendary roast in the comment section
you saw that Nuclear Comment on that one video
by Vezo August 8, 2022
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