A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.
by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025
Get the Nuclear wedgiemug. by panickzzz June 6, 2017
Get the jeff nuclearmug. Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
Get the Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooningmug. Power-plant manager: "Yeah, we had a nuclear excursion last night..."
Power-plant worker: "He means, we barely avoided leaking millions of litres of highly irradiated water vapour into the atmosphere."
Power-plant worker: "He means, we barely avoided leaking millions of litres of highly irradiated water vapour into the atmosphere."
by o_alquimista January 3, 2022
Get the nuclear excursionmug. by NuclearKinkyBitch May 19, 2021
Get the Nuclear Kinkymug. The act of pulling out of a girl's asshole and then mc fisting her until your hand smells like a nuclear bomb.
by Lenny The Cow June 17, 2017
Get the Nuclear Fistingmug. by dynamitephil November 3, 2013
Get the went nuclearmug.