10 megaton nuclear warhead

the most EPIC thing you could bring on a train, but make sure it’s the last train to san fernando.

“i LOVE 10 megaton nuclear warheads”
“i am going to send a 10 megaton nuclear warhead to your home tonight my friend”

by oppenheimerofficial December 20, 2023

Nuclear dookie

A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.

Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.

Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.

by KennyBroflovski January 1, 2024

Nuclear Wedgie

In the world of wedgies, an atomic wedgie is already quite extreme for the average victim. When a dork receives an atomic wedgie, the underwear is pulled up so forcefully that it reaches all the way up to his chin. As the fabric stretches, it presses against his face, causing discomfort and pain. It's at this point that the dork may start to taste and smell their own unique blend of butt and musk, trapped within the confines of their underwear.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.

The Bully decided to make the dorks atomic wedgie a nuclear wedgie causing him to go cross eyed So, in summary, while an atomic wedgie may already be a painful and degrading experience for a dork, a nuclear wedgie takes it to an entirely different level. It stretches the boundaries of pain and humiliation, allowing the victim to not only taste and smell their own essence but also sample their own skid marks. It's a truly grotesque and unforgettable ordeal for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it.

by Wedgies from Hell February 7, 2024

nuclear warming

An insane and fictional concept, rambled and introduced in preparation for an insanity defense.

“Nobody talks about nuclear... the problem... the biggest problem we have in the whole world... it’s not global warming, it’s nuclear warming,” Donald Trump said.

“And all it takes is one mad man and you’re going to have a problem, the likes of which the world has never seen.

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

b83 nuclear bomb

It’s a very big bomb that was made.

I sure hope I don’t die from an explosion from the b83 nuclear bomb.

by B83 nuclear bomb December 14, 2023

Nuclear

Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way).
An alternative to fire

"That indoor flower was nuclear"

by seven-horned, seven-eyed lamb January 3, 2023

Nuclear Salmon

A color located in between hot pink and salmon, Its the color you get when you feed a salmon nuclear energy.

"I bought a nuclear salmon sweatshirt the other day".

by Splet August 10, 2017