Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong

Joe biden: jumming mission

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

Mission Prep

NOUN - A catholic school (yikes) that raises its tuition every year but despite its climbing debt. Their budget goes towards football first then the diversity scholarships. Having fun taking the same three extra-curricular classes :D

Person 1: I don't feel like going to a shithole like Atascadero Highschool.

Person 2: You could go SLO High.

Person 1: Why would I wanna be a deadbeat, I'll go to Mission Prep!

by Boomba-la-caca August 11, 2021

dirty mission

Getting your nut with mud on the horizon

Buzz turned her over and saw the logging trail and knew now this was a dirty mission

by Silver Goat June 2, 2016

skeet mission

The one and only Redden special

Need some cigs boys. We on a skeet mission

by NIGZ June 11, 2018

Hunt and bag mission

1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.

2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.

3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.

Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.

Everyone replied with "awww"

by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019

Jumming Mission

To Jum. A very funny term that is the name of a google play store version of the PSP port of "Crash Of The Titans".

Caddicarus couldn't do a Jumming Mission because his phone was gay

by V1rginEarz January 26, 2024