Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE

peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING

by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025

Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).

Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!

by Butt Trucker June 9, 2011

boozing boobies

When you drink so fast that it compares to the speed you drank your friend's mom's tit milk the night before.

Man I way ahead in drinks, keep up. Shit I'm boozing boobies right now like I did with your mom's last night.

by Hocksean10 July 21, 2016

booze rodeo

going around a bar, drinking strangers beer until one of them punches you

wtf is mike doing?
playing booze rodeo
whats his record?
6 beers

by midnight warrio November 27, 2012

Booze Lose

Losing in life as a result of Booze intake. Covers literal loss as well as more figurative varieties.

I got really drunk last night, and lost my wallet, the respect of several peers and now have hideous regret and life-debilitating hangover. What a textbook case of Booze Lose.

by ajsmith December 13, 2012

booze

something that you should always drink a lot of

she drank a ton of booze last night and got blackout drunk

by fuckyouifyoureantidrug August 15, 2020

cuppa booze

any spirit (vodka, whiskey, moonshine, etc.) on ice with a citrus garnish in a small glass. ratio/strength is dealer's choice.

"Anyone up for a cuppa booze?"
"Yeah dog! Whatever you're making."

by emivan September 7, 2017