Kids With Benefits

1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.

2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.

Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.

by Cantus Lupus April 10, 2024

Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks

It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend

by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

Grandmas with benefits

1. Grannies who get together on the weekends to "play chess" and "knit".

2. Elderly friends who have intercourse but are not seriously emotionally involved with each other.

"Rachel and I like to get together sometimes to have fun when my husband can't satisfy me. It isn't a big deal, we're just Grandmas with benefits"

by ClubBottle September 25, 2022

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by Hocarim May 27, 2022

Squatter With Benefits

A person that stays with you and doesn’t pay his share of rent, but receives the same benefits as if they already had (receiving showers, food, etcetera). May also be shortened to SWB.

Pluralised form: Squatters With Benefits.

Stephen, my brother, you are a squatter with benefits - you haven’t paid your fair share of rent for the past three months, soon to be four, so you’re going to need to be evicted from my property unless you can pay your rent for the months you have missed thus far.

by BandBoxBrawl October 14, 2018

relatives with benefits

Related individuals with some degree of romantic involvement, whether formal or informal like the term "friends with benefits"

Uncle Paul: "Damn, my niece lookin like a snack"
Meemaw Margaret: "Please say that you and Courtney aren't relatives with benefits"

by Medium Salsa May 8, 2017

Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB)

A baby daddy with benefits is a person whom a woman shares a child or children with, and goes to bed with. In which, they do not have a romantic or friendship type of relationship and only take about the child outside of sex. They sleep with each other whenever it’s convenient for them or when the children are in school/daycare.

Guy: Hey what you doing?
Girl: Nothing much, my Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB) is coming over tonight though.

by Sexylexyyy September 1, 2022