Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.

Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”

by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

flirt flirt

Drunk flirting; more forward than usual.

I flirt flirted with Andy last night i was so drunk he probably thought I was trying to hit, but I was so drunk it was NOT my intention.

by Dylan Vargas November 13, 2022

Flirt

To tease, or pry at. Or beat with suckers

Kenzie beat Destin with a sucker and that was flirting

by Rickythickrings May 30, 2019

schrodinger's flirt

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction

"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"

by dickrider39 November 13, 2023

Petty Flirt

To flirt with another without the desire to pursue them romantically.

Betty: "You're a petty flirt."

Roe: "How?"

Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."

by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018

Get your flirt on!

A phrase said to someone who is engaging in the process of flirtation.

Boy 1: Yeah you look good today
Girl 1: Thanks.

Boy 2L Get your flirt on!

by S-Fresh April 12, 2011

toe flirting

When you bump someone else's feet with your own to get attention from that person, often under the table while eating or doing something else

Can the two of you stop toe flirting, you are missing each other and hitting my feet all the time

by toe-flirter123 November 19, 2016