Nut Vacuum

A person who slurps nut up like a vacuum. Efficiently.

Bro Kam gobbled that nut up like the Nut Vacuum she is.

by mintyorangefella3839 February 25, 2022

A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.

Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017

Vacuum Moments

Moments when you realize why you love someone.

Vacuum moments are when Josh vacuums the RV because Carly is sneezing because of Eboni's dog hair.

by tourguidebarbie April 29, 2025

Resource Vacuum

A person employed by an association who doesn't work and expends resources.

SN Arnie is a resource vacuume; he still isn't qualified.

by ♤♡◇♧621 March 17, 2023

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

drink vacuum

To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.

Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.

by Izackmaniac January 31, 2024