A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
by unlcemalcy November 19, 2018
A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 09, 2022
by My comfy pipes December 19, 2019
On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.
by Meowpop February 13, 2017
What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.
Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 08, 2020
A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.
by Moocow51 August 22, 2017