The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Bee Vacuum

A drink made of equal parts beer, vodka, apple juice and carrot juice (acronym:

BVAC).

I drank a bee vacuum for breakfast and the rest is a blur.

by Etymologasm June 12, 2017

Weiner vacuum

1. A person who inhales Weiners like a vacuum cleaner. 2. A person with a bad attitude.

Jordan’s got a bad attitude, he’s being a real Weiner vacuum!

by Daddy Snyder January 8, 2025

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.

Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021

vacuum warrior prince

The male version of a vacuum warrior princess.

Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.

by sigma_alpha_mu January 7, 2009

poop vacuum

The act of recording yourself taking a poop, and then reversing the video so the poop goes back into your butthole like a vacuum.

Yo bro, that poop vacuum video you send me was fucking disgusting but savage as fuck!

by Poop Vacuum November 5, 2017