(noun.)
A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.
The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.
The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
(In a hardware store...)
Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"
Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"
(At a college frat party...)
Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"
Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"
(In a Nursing Home...)
Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"
Grandpa: *Wheezes*
Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*
Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*
Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"
Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"
(At a college frat party...)
Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"
Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"
(In a Nursing Home...)
Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"
Grandpa: *Wheezes*
Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*
Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*
Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
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Finals week always makes me turn into Matt Decker.
The test Matt Deckered me.
That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.
You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?
The test Matt Deckered me.
That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.
You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?
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The creator of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons and Futurama, and the creator of Life in Hell, a weekly transatlantic comic. Basically, a cartoonist.
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Not much is known as to why he was kicked out but he joined the band in 2001 when it was created (second one to be in the band) and was replaced in 2004 by Bob Bryar (sixth person to be in the band, also an ex-drummer now)
In 2006 he co-founded Strong Arm Studios with George Collaz
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In 2006 he co-founded Strong Arm Studios with George Collaz
Look in the vampires will never hurt you music video and the honey this mirror is not big enough for the two of us music video, you will see Matt Pelissier drumming. These are the only two music videos that he is in.
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In an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion.
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Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."
Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."
Agent A - Sir, Matt Bauer just killed 10 innocent people inside a McDonalds because they forgot to put ketchup in his bag.
Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!
Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!
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