matty is so perfect
by yourmomlovesmichealbjordanong May 3, 2022
Get the mattymug. A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.
A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.
A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.
A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
by calikid327 March 6, 2011
Get the c-mattymug. by Nooblicker69 November 21, 2021
Get the Mattimug. Matty Li is a complete form of Matthew.
Matty Li is a debater who is really good at writing pro cases
Matty Li is a debater who is really good at writing pro cases
by Jeffie Chang November 24, 2018
Get the Matty Limug. It's a person with a fanomaly huge heart (Penis) He often fuck people I like his big cock inside my tide pussy . But he is also an person who listen to me
by Effy Koenig January 3, 2017
Get the mattis ehmmug. A: yo that's Mattie!
B: wife her up!!
B: wife her up!!
by m2trapppy March 23, 2022
Get the Mattiemug. A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022
Get the Matty Pattymug.