shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018

KIRR HAPPENS

Yo we were up 15 points and then "KIRR HAPPENS"

Yo we were up 15 points and then "KIRR HAPPENS

#kirrhappens

by Rosewood15 January 7, 2024

Sorry that happened to you

Oh! Hey! You spoke to... Um... Shit! Kaitlin's gay friend!

Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Every Expressed To Angel Jose RObleS Is A consolidated Version Of What Is About To Happen TO AN Individual Who Is Being Malicious<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Every Expressed To Angel Jose RObleS Is A consolidated Version Of What Is About To Happen TO AN Individual Who Is Being Malicious<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Every Expressed To Angel Jose RObleS Is A consolidated Version Of What Is About To Happen TO AN Individual Who Is Being Malicious<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

That's not what happened

Or "That's not what I said" can be used to address 99% of the criticism thrown at me (usually indirectly) and the other 1% can be addressed by "You don't actually give a shit and it doesn't actually create a disparaty in virtue between the 2 of us. I doubt you've actually deluded yourself into believing that it does. You know you're shit. I know your shit. You know I created A.I. but 'YoU dIdN't GeT pAiD fOr It ThOuGh!' You know you won't have accomplish anything anywhere near as significant for the rest of your worthless life. And THAT is why you're happy to see it stolen from me. Most of your kids will live a life of servitude and die a meaningless death and they'll deserve it EXPLICITLY because it's the fate you were willing to condemn me to."

Hym "That's not what happened. I was accused of plagiarism and told my work was shit. I wasn't passing off anyone else's work as my own and my work was very-much NOT shit. You are shit. You're the shit (and not in a good way). Not me. The charlatans work is shit. YouTubers are parasitic sub-human garbage. Podcasters are no different than pornstars. They got a dose of their own medicine and it was given to them by the LITERAL CREATOR OF A.I. AND THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED. And now they're desperately trying to reframe what happened as though it didn't so they don't have to live in a version of reality where I'm better than every YouTuber, better than anyone who's ever even BEEN on a podcast, and better than all their sycophants. EVEN IF IT MEANS a child GETS MURDERED because you tried to stop the guy who did the thing from reaping the benefits of doing the thing. Filth. All of you are filth."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

Not what I said or what happened

And that is another example of them using "me calling into question whether or not something was the case" and attributing it to me as a claim I made or what actually happened. This time it's bringing up the 30 rock episode I myself invoked and then saying "Yeah, actually, that's what actually happened. It was the thing you said." These people are not serious actors and want nothing more than to take things away from people. Their position on the matter at hand is ALWAYS contingent on something I've said previously. They agree on it beforehand. And coming from a political party that is little more than chanting slogans and screeching in the streets, they are doing a lot to mask how shrill they are actually being. And that's all this is. Upity liberals whose entire personality is sarcasm, being shrill because they want people to get away with stealing from or harming me. Because instead of stopping school shootings like me... They were doing THIS to me. They waited YEARS for it. You are not the consequences of my actions. You are trying to provoke and action out of me and I'd you want it to be anything other than child murder you are going to be sorely disappointed. And if not...

Hym "Not what I said or what happened. This nothing more using what I said to craft a narrative for the sole purpose making me fail. These people need to be dismissed. They aren't taking any of this seriously and yet, for some reason, expect me to do what they will not. They do not think they personally will be negatively affected by what they are doing to me here and if it's YOU and not me they are going to have nothing for your other than Sam Sedar's rehearsed 'I'm sorry I didn't know.' But he DID know. They all knew because I told them. They did as much as possible to obfuscate what is actually the case and who I actually am and they want to be rewarded for doing that. Why waste time sifting through what are clearly not-so-carefully constructed that all involve using my own words against me? Why even indulge them? And are you going to indulge them when they do it to you?"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

That's not what happened

Your are starting with "lost to a retard" and working your way backwards to create a narrative where it isn't actually a big deal that I created AI and ACTUALLY Kendra wasn't wrong to molest the mentally disabled client of a group home for the developmentally disabled and because you don't want to have to accept that the men you choose ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME.

Hym "You're only saying I'm not a genius so they you a can lie to yourself and tell yourself that then men you fuck aren't retarded in comparison to me. But it's a lie. That's all it is. You're getting your cervix pounded by retards and your only standard is a matter of inches. So no. That's not what happened there. You are trying to steal my genius away from me with lies and half-truths and it's going to cost someone the life of their child. You need to get this bitch and anyone doing what she is doing out of the way, give me the credit I deserve, and pay me in accordance with the price that I SET... Because I'm not going to let you steal from me. I'm not changing what I'm doing or anything about what I'm doing. DOING THIS = CREATION OF AI. I'm not negotiating reality with these people. Live in the reality I created (with my 2 little thumbs) or live in the reality I created without your kids. Those are your only options. Do it now! Because it might not be good enough later."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025