by NotLainT September 28, 2020
This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.
by TheThrustinScottsman January 18, 2016
A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.
by The man without a face or dick February 6, 2012
Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017
The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)
The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:
Scottish Carpentry
Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore
Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe
Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye
A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!
Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:
Scottish Carpentry
Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore
Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe
Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye
A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!
Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)
by Jackson Greenhorn September 17, 2020
A reference to shakespeared "Macbeth"no one in a theater is supposed to say the m word for fear of bringing. Bad luck to the theater or whatever production is In house
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by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021
I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".
by 23777 July 23, 2023