1. (verb) To hit someone in their centre of mass with one's head. Derived from the FIFA World Cup final between France and Italy, in which french player Zinedine Zidane headbutted (or "Zidaned") an italian player in the chest, arguably costing the French team the game. (Synonyms: headbutt)
2. (verb) To utterly defeat an opponent. (synonyms: pwn, own)
2. (verb) To utterly defeat an opponent. (synonyms: pwn, own)
1. "In curling, it is illegal to Zidane players of the opposing team."
2. "I completely Zidane'd that newb at Counter-Strike."
2. "I completely Zidane'd that newb at Counter-Strike."
by Jesus' Homeboy July 12, 2006
a soccer player, who headbutted Materazzi in the World Cup Final, and ,incidentally, the first Frenchman in a uniform to attack someone since World War II.
Also a verb, refers to the act of breaking a man's sternum with your own head.
Also a verb, refers to the act of breaking a man's sternum with your own head.
Woah, you better not piss off Zidane.
or
The reason my ribs are broken is because a kid on another team zidaned me.
or
The reason my ribs are broken is because a kid on another team zidaned me.
by zidaneheader October 6, 2006
by canuckistani July 10, 2006
To headbutt near the end of the FIFA World Cup, causing your team to suffer during penalty kicks, and having the shittiest retirement in the history of soccer.
Italian player: "Blah, blah, blah, YOUR MOM!!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
by pretish July 29, 2006
A variation of 'Shazam!' & exclaimed in the same way when a game turning goal is scored. A way of showing tribute to the great one. Also similar to a pwnt but only used on the field.
by floW XII November 30, 2006
Used in the same context as raped or destroyed, Zidaned is a term used to describe completely destroying the competition. Like with a swift headbutt to the chest.
by Shawn K. July 12, 2006
The ZIDANE is the latest in explosive sexual techniques, where one partner lies on top of the other's back and places their head in between the buttocks of the other partner. The head is then pushed as hard as possible into the dirty starfish until the partner lying face down screams out "you DIRTY terrorist!!", which indicates that the Z spot was hit. This move is also called the "Head2Butt", and can be used as a noun or a verb.
Noun usage: Howie knew he performed the Zidane magnificiently when Cecil yelled out "you mother fucking DIRTY terrorist!!" while sweating from his teeth.
Verb usage: Howie opened his buttcheeks with his sweaty palms in anticipation of being Zidaned by Cecil.
Verb usage: Howie opened his buttcheeks with his sweaty palms in anticipation of being Zidaned by Cecil.
by ChathamChewy August 22, 2006