Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!
Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!
Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
by I HATE NI March 12, 2023
Another comment meme like โthey did surgery on a grapeโ except it is targeted towards the people on comment sections that are angry and cussing. Its usually tagged along with the skull emoji
*Instagram meme page comment section*
Alanyib_739:
you stupid fuck, how can you possibly be this mentally impaired you fucking dumb shit?
User149383: @Alanyib_739 nigga woke up and chose violenceโ ๏ธ
Alanyib_739:
you stupid fuck, how can you possibly be this mentally impaired you fucking dumb shit?
User149383: @Alanyib_739 nigga woke up and chose violenceโ ๏ธ
by Overwatchsoldier34 November 30, 2020
Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.
"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"
by Crazy Asian Guy March 17, 2009
I can guarantee you that he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth! (This was in reference to Whitefield defending the institution of slavery in Georgia.) This example is to show that even the great Whitefield had common problems (morning breath +) too and wasnt perfect.
by Garrettb3 March 20, 2007
Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅI WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023