Keith: "Now there's a nice vista for the boys!"
Tom: "Wow, that's fucking awesome!"
Mike (as he reaches for his phone): " Instagraaaam!"
Tom: "Wow, that's fucking awesome!"
Mike (as he reaches for his phone): " Instagraaaam!"
by tommythetoe July 17, 2013
When Bill Gates went batshit. See useless.
Honestly, this pile of shite won't run for longer than 10 minutes without crashing or dimming your screen for a window that says "OMG YOU JUST MOVED YOUR MOUSE ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS". NOTHING is compatible with it. Unless you have shitloads of ram and an epic processor, stick with XP. IF you have shitloads of ram and an epic processor, stick with XP. Also, stfu linux fanboys, where's your .exe's? ;) INSTALL FROM THE COMMAND LINE, LEET
Honestly, this pile of shite won't run for longer than 10 minutes without crashing or dimming your screen for a window that says "OMG YOU JUST MOVED YOUR MOUSE ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS". NOTHING is compatible with it. Unless you have shitloads of ram and an epic processor, stick with XP. IF you have shitloads of ram and an epic processor, stick with XP. Also, stfu linux fanboys, where's your .exe's? ;) INSTALL FROM THE COMMAND LINE, LEET
Person 1 (Fanboy): OMG LOOK AT HOW SLEEK AND AMAZING VISTA IS
Person 2 (Common sense): It looks nice but it's unreliable as fuck.
Person 1 (Fanboy): STFU ITS AMAZING IT CAME OUT AFTER XP SO IT MUST BE GOOD.
Person 2 (Common sense): No, it's useless.
Person 2 (Common sense): It looks nice but it's unreliable as fuck.
Person 1 (Fanboy): STFU ITS AMAZING IT CAME OUT AFTER XP SO IT MUST BE GOOD.
Person 2 (Common sense): No, it's useless.
by bjz August 20, 2009
by septimus67 January 19, 2009
Windows Vista has become a scapegoat for a great deal of computer users blaming their machines and operating systems, not their own idiocy. Don't get me wrong, though - Windows Vista is a TERRIBLE operating system
by FirmWare March 31, 2010
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The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.
"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)
I can't network my Windows Vista.
"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)
I can't network my Windows Vista.
by Flysak July 25, 2005
An Excellent OS by Microsoft who many dipshitting fucktards who have no knowledge whatsoever about kernel and system files bitch about. listen up retards, if you don't know anything about Vista, Don't bother posting it.
Vista has some excellent features, notable among them is Support for DX10 API, BitLocker, Aero3D Interface, an improved security system and loads of other features. while it's indeed an incremental update when compared to windowsXP, the Support for DX10 will be the selling point here. as for the Mac Idiots who think Vista Copied MAC OS TEN, get a fucking life! I am not a Microsoft Fanboy and i disagree with many decisions they've made so far but Vista is 2x Better than OS TEN any fucking day, any fucking time, for starters it ACTUALLY supports hardware and software and you aren't left with what Apple thinks is best for you. as for bad drivers for Vista, that's not MS's Fault, Vista was in Beta1,2 and then it was released as RTM. if you want to blame someone, blame companies like Creative, LinkSys, Netgear and others. Bottomline is all the dipshits who're calling Vista Virus Spyware and what not can go fuck themselfs. because they don't know Jackshit and the only reason why they're even writing it because it's "t3h c00lz"
Vista has some excellent features, notable among them is Support for DX10 API, BitLocker, Aero3D Interface, an improved security system and loads of other features. while it's indeed an incremental update when compared to windowsXP, the Support for DX10 will be the selling point here. as for the Mac Idiots who think Vista Copied MAC OS TEN, get a fucking life! I am not a Microsoft Fanboy and i disagree with many decisions they've made so far but Vista is 2x Better than OS TEN any fucking day, any fucking time, for starters it ACTUALLY supports hardware and software and you aren't left with what Apple thinks is best for you. as for bad drivers for Vista, that's not MS's Fault, Vista was in Beta1,2 and then it was released as RTM. if you want to blame someone, blame companies like Creative, LinkSys, Netgear and others. Bottomline is all the dipshits who're calling Vista Virus Spyware and what not can go fuck themselfs. because they don't know Jackshit and the only reason why they're even writing it because it's "t3h c00lz"
Vista has many versions with Start being the most stripped down and Ultimate Being the most expensive.
by 24 June 4, 2007