A person of Islander origin (usually Samoa) that often carry's a ukulele around everywhere and is often a douchebag, causing public disturbances wherever they go.
by Kodak skrt February 25, 2017
A person (usually with a syndrome and no friends,) that thinks he/she is good at playing the ukulele, but actually sucks, and brings the uke to school and knows less than 10 chords, trying to show off.
River (to Josiah): Kyle is such a ukulele flexer.
Josiah: I know right. He sucks so bad.
Kyle Sweeny: Hey!
Josiah and River in unison: Shut up Kyle.
Josiah: I know right. He sucks so bad.
Kyle Sweeny: Hey!
Josiah and River in unison: Shut up Kyle.
by Flowers, Brandon February 8, 2018
Whenever you are just so bored that you get out your ukulele and learn the lyrics and chords to every song that pops into your head for a while until you realize that you've been going at it for hours...
"Why has Sierra just been sitting there playing random music for over 2 hours?"
"She's got nothing better to do. She's in a ukulele trance ."
"She's got nothing better to do. She's in a ukulele trance ."
by SoStupidI'mDangerous October 31, 2011
A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.
Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023
by See_Em February 12, 2008
Inserting a handful of Chicletes into the desired hole prior to vigorous intercourse than pulling out after a powerful orgasm keeping the gummy strings attached at both ends. The resulting instrument of lust is the Yucatan Ukulele. Enjoy amigos!
The mariachi strummed a soft flamingo tune after seeing my abuela on their funky fresh Yucatan Ukulele.
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Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?
Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'
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by UkuleleShops January 23, 2012